if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
wow this is actually all i want in life
I love this so much omfg
(Source: forbesdaenerys, via captincourtney)
A penny wouldn't begin to count for my thoughts.
It wouldn't even count for a fraction of them.
(Source: hating--the--feeling, via for-every-backstabbing-lie)
(Source: deathyeatzyuzombies, via for-every-backstabbing-lie)
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
(via runningfromfaggots)
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
(Source: shitshilarious, via bonykneesandsleepyeyes)
the best part is that this is the actual dialogue
The best part is that this is not a metaphor or slang or anything
The best part is that there is a giant, alcoholic, manic-depressive teddy bear watching tv and contemplating suicide behind that door.
The best part is that this entire show is on crack.
(via bonykneesandsleepyeyes)
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(via adorktoremember)
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
(via bonykneesandsleepyeyes)
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.
(via bonykneesandsleepyeyes)
#$wagfarewellreuniontour
(via orlaoreo)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
(via r0ckee)
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
(via kelseyisrecklessandbrave)
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
(via whatwouldadinosaurdo)
does anyone else notice phil totally slamming his face into a drawer or
u ok phil
i mean i always headbang into drawers yup
For a second there I was wondering why there was a 10 year old in the bus then I realized itS JUSTIN
(via holdthebananaphone)
